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Nice Guy Eddie, also known as Chris Penn, dies this week at the age of 40 or 43 (reports vary). He was Sean Penn’s brother. His IMDB entry is extensive, and one of his latest movies was set to premiere at Sundance today. Foul play is not suspected.

Chris Penn reminds me of a bit in a stand up special Robin Williams did for HBO a few years ago. Williams surmised that Jesus Christ had siblings, one of them was named Jerry. Jerry was kind of a regular guy, carpenter if I recall correctly, who would be at the bar when someone would ask him about his family.
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Stumped by a lint brush

There was only one thing on my desk that this thing was stumped by. A lint brush.
It got me on:
Can of Soda
Speaker
Dog
Screwdriver
Photograph
Door
Then I got bored. See if you can stump it.

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How I spent my day

I spent the day trying to teach a crocodile the two-step.
The crocodile didn’t want to learn it.
I didn’t want to be with a crocodile all day.
Despite assuring management that the crodile cannot get up on it’s hind legs, and it might be dangerous for me to be with a crocodile, they insisted this was a proper course of action.
I just wish they didn’t cover me with steak sauce first then procede to poke the croc with a stick for two hours before the lesson began.

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