Things I have never expected my wife to say, in decreasing order of likelihood:
1. Why don’t you play videogames and watch war movies all day while I rub your back and make you a steak? I also won’t speak unless spoken to.
2. Let’s skip going to my mother’s and just go go-karting instead?
3. I think [...]
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