Things I have never expected my wife to say, in decreasing order of likelihood:
1. Why don’t you play videogames and watch war movies all day while I rub your back and make you a steak? I also won’t speak unless spoken to.
2. Let’s skip going to my mother’s and just go go-karting instead?
3. I think [...]
So, we all do it. Every once in a while you’ll be driving in your car, or making some food, or just grooving out to some tune. Dana has admitted to me that for a pear shaped white guy, I have rhythym. The thing is, I’m not going to share that with you.
I have no [...]
I’m totally craving breakfast cereal right now. Like Rice Krispies or something.
What’s up with that?
Speaking of breakfast…. You want some bacon right now, don’t you? Think about it. Bacon. I know youo want some.
