John Doro dot Com » one liners http://www.johndoro.com Online & Offline Business Fri, 25 Mar 2011 04:46:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://www.johndoro.com http://johndoro.com/wp-content/plugins/maxblogpress-favicon/icons/favicon-81.ico John Doro dot Com Drawn butter, please http://www.johndoro.com/drawn-butter-please.htm http://www.johndoro.com/drawn-butter-please.htm#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:24:55 +0000 admin http://johndoro99.wordpress.com/?p=13

But is it delicious?

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I may be late on this, but it’s still funny. It’s the best blonde joke ever.

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So, if I’m just walking along, just minding my own business and a radioactive lightning bolt from deep space hits me giving me mutant super-strength, I can just pick up any car and take it home and it’s not stealing, or does there have to be a tow truck involved?

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If ignorance is bliss, I ought to be seeing smiles like I just landed on Fantasy Island.

Tattoo and Mr. Rourke
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No one chugs soup.

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What do Robert Deniro, Al Pacino and John Doro all have in common?
(and although it may be true, the answer I am looking for is not the ‘o’ letter ending the last name.)
See comments for the answer.

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Happy Birthday to Jimmy the Deuce. Here’s your cake.

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I love eBay. I love Wiseasses. Here, we have a compilation of each.

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I created an Oscar pool, if you want in on that sort of thing. Highest score get’s one drink from me, or $3.50 via paypal.
Compete here.

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Get Yourself A Cool Rug

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