Oh, man.
Liberal idealism at it’s best. Sean Penn story right here.
Besides the boat sinking moments after launching, this was my favorite sentence:
The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup.
Of course, I read it slightly different:
“The actor, known for his un-thought-out tirades against common sense, was seen wearing what appeared to be a string of plastic beads and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup that he found floating in the hand of a dead hooker.
Witnesses reported Sean Penn later punching out an orphan, knocking a photographer unconscious, and then throwing a half-empty bourbon bottle at a picture of Madonna.”
Ya, that’s about right.
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