Yay! Woo! Last day at work for employees of Big Beer(tm)! The brewery shuts down from December 24th until January 3rd, a nice long paid vacation that does not cut into your vacation time! Woot!
Then again, I’m not an official employee, and therefore I will be here, supporting exactly no users other than lousy consultants like myself. Oh well. Time to get the office cleaned up, an annual tradition, and catch up on some other stuff like that internal intranet site I was designing.
Anyway, since I won’t be here tomorrow (thankfully, my consulting company, Acute Coronary Syndrome, lets me have that off), today awful Christmas song is going to be a two part entry, complete with two silly holiday pictures! My gift to you!Seriously, it’s all I can afford. Unless you want some post-it notes or pens or other office supplies I can gank while we’re shut down.
On to the first one. This is an “artist” named “Wing” who “sings” songs you “love” and recently moved to New Zealand from “Hong Kong.”
I present to you, for your eardrum piercing enjoyment, “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear” by Wing. I recommend you have a sharpened pencil handy for the aforementioned piercing of eardrums.
I tell you this, the only thing that came upon that midnight clear was the felines that were obviously fornicating to create her voice. Oh, and here’s picture numbah one:
That somes up that song.
And now, to cleanse the palate of your already horrified eardrums, I offer this simple memory from years past:
Then again, I’m not an official employee, and therefore I will be here, supporting exactly no users other than lousy consultants like myself. Oh well. Time to get the office cleaned up, an annual tradition, and catch up on some other stuff like that internal intranet site I was designing.
Anyway, since I won’t be here tomorrow (thankfully, my consulting company, Acute Coronary Syndrome, lets me have that off), today awful Christmas song is going to be a two part entry, complete with two silly holiday pictures! My gift to you!Seriously, it’s all I can afford. Unless you want some post-it notes or pens or other office supplies I can gank while we’re shut down.
On to the first one. This is an “artist” named “Wing” who “sings” songs you “love” and recently moved to New Zealand from “Hong Kong.”
I present to you, for your eardrum piercing enjoyment, “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear” by Wing. I recommend you have a sharpened pencil handy for the aforementioned piercing of eardrums.
I tell you this, the only thing that came upon that midnight clear was the felines that were obviously fornicating to create her voice. Oh, and here’s picture numbah one:
That somes up that song.
And now, to cleanse the palate of your already horrified eardrums, I offer this simple memory from years past:
And I give you another offering, short and sweet, to soothe you from the horrific horrible horrificableness that was the previous song. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, direct from the bar, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine performing an old Peanuts classic - “Christmas Time Is Here“
And that’s all for this week, kids. I’ll be back next week with something more to waste a few precious seconds of your life. Until then, the staff of johndoro.com and ilikebeer.net wish you a happy, prosperous, and mildy inebriated holiday! From all of us to all of you, Merry RamaChristmaKwanzUkkah!
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