I spent the day trying to teach a crocodile the two-step.
The crocodile didn’t want to learn it.
I didn’t want to be with a crocodile all day.
Despite assuring management that the crodile cannot get up on it’s hind legs, and it might be dangerous for me to be with a crocodile, they insisted this was a proper course of action.
I just wish they didn’t cover me with steak sauce first then procede to poke the croc with a stick for two hours before the lesson began.

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