Stank

I just ttok a quick bathroom inventory:
1 Glade Plug-in
2 Scented Candles
1 Oust Thingamajiggy-when-you-press-it-extudes-scents
2 Cans Stank cover up spray ™

Now, I know I’m capable of some bad ass (no pun intended, well maybe a little bit) ass-droppage in the can, but 6 individual products plus the not before mentioned potpourri, is that really enough?
Seriously, kids!
My ass is meaty bad, but every guy I know would rather take meaty bad than brocolli and cauliflower bad.
I drop ass more than your average bad, but all this scent can’t all be for me, can it?
Okay, it’s late.
I’ll stop now.